Burt's Bees Bug Bite Relief

You really should try everything to avoid mosquito bites -- head nets, long pants, repellents and locking yourself in a bug-tight closet with a citronella candle -- to keep the little suckers off your tender parts. But it seems no matter how vigilant you are, dozens of tiny evil ones divine the weakness of your puny defense . . . and it’s that last insanely itchy red whelp that threatens to drive you straight over the edge (once you’re in your right mind again, try to remember that they only bite the beautiful!).

STOP -- DON’T SCRATCH!! Burt’s Bees Bug Bite Relief is here for you. This little tube of sanity contains camphor, menthol and soothing essential oils that instantly relieve pain and itchiness, and it smells of heavenly lavender and oranges. Thank goodness, it’s nothing like the chalky calamine gunk of your childhood!

So take care, my sweet one. Do not be lured from the seductive twilight into the steamy embrace or bloody kiss of the mosquito (can you tell that we are all into the Twilight saga here at the office?)....