Alligetter - For When You Gotta Get It

What do you do when something valuable (your wedding ring, the baby’s pacifier or the last Godiva dark chocolate) accidentally drops into garbage disposal? If you have no relationship with the dropped item, you might consider just . . . .  No, no – it’s almost a law and you must retrieve it! But there’s something so terrifying about plunging your hand into that primal, revolting mouth -- because who knows what may be lurking there . . .Of course, the rational side of your mind absolutely realizes the disposal will not turn itself on and shred your knuckles. but it is the irrational side that usually wins out.

Hold on – our hero appears! Anywhere you need light and a grabber, the Alligetter is there to save your fingers from physical and mental trauma. Alligetter easily and safely removes objects from the garbage disposal, and it’s wonderful for grabbing stuff from other creepy places – under the refrigerator, fissures between car seats, bottom of aquariums and kids’ sleeping bags. The Alligetter sports a tip-mounted LED light with a switch in the 12-inch handle, and its two slender alligator jaws fearlessly reach into the scariest of places to liberate the innocent and purge the offensive.

Alligetter will be your champion of dark, scary places, and you’ll never again feel threatened by the evil knuckle shredder!